Thursday, September 5, 2013

She Only Has a Butt!

This story was too funny not to share, but I didn't feel like it would be appropriate to share with all of Facebook. I thought my three-ish sweet, dedicated blog followers would be worthy to hear the story.

While in the midst of a diaper change the other day I got up to get some diaper cream which resulted in Lucy getting up to run naked around the house.

Luke, upon seeing his naked baby sister started giggling and laughing, and then declared, "Look, she only has a butt!"       

It took me a while to figure out what he was saying, but then I realized this was my 4 year old's interpretation of the difference between the male and female anatomy. Apparently he thought, 'Hey I have stuff going on on my front AND backsides but my sister only has a butt '.

I laughed so so so hard and for such a long time. Luke then started asking a bunch of questions about how girls pee etc. and after answering a couple of the questions I was relieved that it was bed time and the clock had put an end to our extremely early-in-life sex(ish) talk.

Having kids is the best, most entertaining thing EVER!